The Penguin’s Beach Day
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why...
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why...
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could...
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men...
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other...
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I...
A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man’s wife was frantically trying to...
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put...
A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated...
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry”. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I...
A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you...