The Remote Control Battle

A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time.

After a heated argument, the husband said, “Let’s settle this the old-fashioned way.”

He raised the remote control high above his head and dropped it. When it hit the floor, the batteries flew out.

The wife burst into laughter and said, “Well, I guess that’s one way to end the remote war.”